13 Chuck Bass Quotes

• "Have sex with me."
  

  -Chuck gets straight to the point with Blair.
  

  
  

• "I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering."
  

  -Chuck perhaps showing his psychic abilities to Blair in "The Wild Brunch".
  

  
  

• Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
  Chuck: Probably. But I choose you.
  

  -Chuck should get that on a Valentine's Day card, from "School Lies".
  

  
  

• Serena: Okay let's get one thing straight. Our parents might be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
  Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.
  

  -Chuck, the perfect brother, from "The Blair Bitch Project".
  

  
  

• Lily: (to Serena) Don't leave your dirty package on the table.
  Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
  

  -Chuck would be even richer, from "The Blair Bitch Project".
  

  
  

• Blair: Don't worry; I can be a bitch enough for both of us.
  Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.
  

  -Chuck probably doesn't mind having those scars, from "Much I Do About Nothing".
  

  
  

• Dan: You should put a bell on.
  Chuck: Kinky. I'll think about it.
  

  -If you like it then you should've put a bell on it, from "The Ex Files".
  

  
  

• "Smells like desperation."
  

  -Chuck demonstrates his grunge music knowledge to Blair in "Pret-A-Poor-J".
  

  
  

• "If you're talking about the dress, I say higher."
  

  -Chuck offers his fashion advice to Serena in "The Magnificent Archibalds".
  

  
  

• "If you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathaniel, maybe you should just pee on her."
  

  -Maybe Chuck's advice isn't so good, from "Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes".
  

  
  

• "I gave you a shot, and while your efforts were admirable ... I'm bored. You ruined my pants."
  

  -Chuck's pants are not a game, Blair, from "Pret-A-Poor-J".
  

  
  

• Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
  Serena: And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
  Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.
  

  Serena: You just love it when a girl talks to you.
  

  Chuck: Actually I prefer them when they're not talking.
  

  Serena: Ah, I've missed your witty banter.
  

  Chuck: So, let's catch up...take our clothes off...stare at each other.
  

  -Chuck and Serena catch up in the Pilot.
  

  
  

• "I'm Chuck Bass."
  

  -Because a list of Chuck Bass quotes simply wouldn't be complete without it.
  

  
  

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